December 2010
futuroid:
The Twilight Saga in Haikus:
epitomeofcameron:
A vampire named Edward Cullen starts to stalk A girl with no life.
She wants undead sex But she settles for werewolves Who hate wearing shirts.
Bella cries for months And if we skip to the end She has a baby.
The werewolf is a Pedophile, but who knew? Stephenie Meyer.
Everyone rereads All the Harry Potter books. Look! Literature!
Not Asking Sarah to Go to the Dance
swagstallion:
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is not asking Sarah to go to the dance. I had to go by myself and I didn’t even dance with any girls.
[Male, 12]
damn sarah you must be fine
^
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Internet no longer lagging
denn-is-here:
So, let me get this "straight" - Larry King is...
mydaddidntstrut:
acciomymelodyformelody:
theatomicboom:
finnick-odair-:
laurasatin:
seanfmcguire:
cockadoodledooo:
dancingwithstrobelightsandvodka:
Reblogging for the truth.
I will marry the person who said this.
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